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Chicken Jockey

1(n) A chicken-riding zombie in the video game Minecraft. Popularized by the Minecraft Movie.
2(n) One who acts like a public nuisance in order to participate in a viral trend, or for fun.
3(n) A dick rider (Chicken is a euphemism for "dick").
4(n) A promiscuous person (Chicken is also a euphemism for "hoe").
5(v) To act like a chicken jockey
1) Dang, that chicken jockey killed me. Now I'll have to walk all the way back to where I died.
2) These fucking chicken jockeys threw popcorn and soda all over the theater, and now I'm expected to clean it for $7.25 an hour?!
3) A bunch of Marvel chicken jockeys flamed me in the comments for saying the MCU was getting stale.
4) Dan is an absolute chicken jockey, if Sally's dating him she must be one too.
5) the Minecraft Movie trend was bad, but the Szechuan Sauce incident of 2017 has to be the worst wave of chicken jockeying on record. /
by Pedro Barius May 22, 2025
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Chicken strip

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Chicken strip
When a sucka ass nigga says or does just enough to get that chicken stripped on sight... period!
Guy: I got money, I got cars, I got ten bands in my pocket right now.

Hood nigga: sounds great, I need to eat so break yourself., this is a chicken strip.
by QueenyOmygodess May 24, 2025
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Burnt Chicken

Girl1 -“I love black cock” Girl2 - “ehh I don’t like burnt chicken.”
by Zelinked May 25, 2025
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Ghost chickens

Homeless people that squat in an abandoned chicken coop on someone property
The Neal’s have ghost chickens living in their chicken coops
by Deceased poultry May 25, 2025
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like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

When you are sitting on your significant others back while digging them down, and you push into the g-spot making them bawk bawk bawk like a chicken, as well as making them flop like a seal bouncing around. This is mostly used in sex tribes within Central Africa.
Austin: What were you doing last night?
Lincoln: Me and Katie were doing the Chicken Jockey all night!
by nebulous_nebu May 27, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

A chicken jockey is when, a midget mounts and rides a cock, while making zombie noises
You dirty slut, you act ljke a chicken jockey
by therealtor May 29, 2025
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