Kendyl Mae Brown

Kendyl Mae Brown is a incredible girl.She is most likely a hufflepuff and is obsessed with this one person.She loves to FaceTime her friends and when she’s on FaceTime with them she’s crazy.She acts calm in front of new people though. She lives to fidget with things but doesn’t have a lot of fidgets. She crys A LOT and sometimes it’s for no reason. In conclusion shes a really good friend and just a incredible person.

Her crush-Oh there’s Kendyl Mae Brown
Her friend-yeah she talks about you a lot when we’re on FaceTime she also cry’s about you a lot but then I make her feel better by reminding her she’s in the same house as Cedric diggory
Her crush-wow...

by RememberDONTUSEYOURREALNAME January 10, 2021

brown shmellkin

When a woman is taking a poop on the toilet & giving head to a man at the same time.

A man walks in on his wife taking a dump & says"Hey baby, how About a brown shmellkin?" The wife says "Sure" & gives her husband a blow job while continuing to defecate.

by L. Tigre November 10, 2013

brown knicker flick

A Horror Film that is so scary you crap your knickers or shit your pants

Watched a really nasty Horror film last week it was proper scary and nasty .... a real ' Brown Knicker Flick ' of a movie

by Cosmic Keith April 23, 2016

Nicaraguan Brown Snake

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

by NbsJesse August 12, 2017

Brown Clown Sunrise

The phenomenon where you've had a lethal dose of McDonalds the night before and you wake up with new brown friends in your boxers

"I think we overdid it with the Big Macs"
"Sounds like you're gonna have a brown clown sunrise"

by BassMaster306 September 15, 2023

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

charlie brown

Wake up needing to take a shit, then immediately have a Charlie horse in the back of your leg.

I had such a bad charlie brown this morning, I looked like the walking dead trying to get to the toilet.

by bigmason July 11, 2020