cheese

Cheese is another name for your period. if you are on your period, you say you are cheesing. a tampon is a cheese stick... a pad is a slice of cheese.

girl 1: hey, do you have a cheese stick?
girl 2: sorry, no, only a slice

by fenway222233 July 23, 2012

cheesed over

Something that doesn't work correctly.

My car engine is cheesed over because I forgot to check the oil.

by JoeyBomm July 19, 2024

cheese board

a room full of cake. (woman's ass)

Yoo! We in a cheese board rn!

by Shepity September 1, 2022

Ear Cheese

this gunk occassionly comes from my ear peircing hole... its like this pale yellow and smells like feet.
I like sniffing my fingers

cheese is pouring from my ears. lets call it ear cheese

by rxdytcfyvgublinm September 7, 2025

The Colby Cheese

The leftover smeg around the helmet rim after a streak of unwashing after sexual pleasure

“Hey man, are you aware you’ve got some of The Colby Cheese down your leg”

by OHB All Day May 13, 2024

cheese licker

A swiss fella who thoroughly enjoys and takes pride in their nation's cheese. The history of the lickers has deep roots into the association of homosexuality.

The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.

Clarke: Have you heard from David lately?
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.

Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.

by grizloy March 7, 2024

i'm like cheese

Dude, to be honest... what in the holy name of God compelled you to search up the definition of this?

I'm pretty sure the term, "I'm like cheese" is either used as a way of saying, "I stink" or I burn easily without tanning...I'm either white or red...I'M IRISH!

Oof, dude, just went to the beach and played some volleyball whilst forgetting deodorant and sunscreen; now I'm like cheese!

by PotterHead uwu July 2, 2019