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News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
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New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022
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new jockey

A new boyfriend 'jockstrap' someone has been dumped and replaced with a new ride .

Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
by Darren kim December 28, 2016
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New-gen Ningen

(Derives from the Dragon Ball Community.)

A New-gen Ningen refers to someone who is part of the "newer" generation of a fanbase, and tends to be one of the most outspoken and hated parts of a community, most likely having not seen the show except through YouTube Shorts/TikTok, and making assumptions based on parodies or misinformation.

- A huge example of this is the Twitter Dragon Ball Community. Many of the people there just argue about Goku all the time, making up feats or saying things that he'd never do like brutally murdering someone in one shot. They take certain characteristics of Goku and then amplify them to 11.

Name Origin:
- 'New-gen' refers to this being the newer generation of fans
- 'Ningen' is mortal in Japanese. In Dragon Ball, a villain called Zamasu hates mortals, and uses this word a-lot. For this reason, the word 'ningen' has become a staple in the Dragon Ball community, which is why the community calls them 'New-gen Ningens'. Calling them mortals is also a way to look down upon this toxic and newer side of a community as well.
by Shamone6777 June 8, 2024
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new jerssian bastard

A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
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New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button
Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot
by MFa3 August 13, 2025
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Pox News

A news channel that spreads misinformation about a global pandemic
I was watching Pox and Friends on Pox News the other day. What a bunch of smog breathers!
by WontonDisregard December 21, 2020
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