Throwing back a few quiet ones

When you are sitting around with a small group of people drinking in silence and reflecting why you are so lame not to be taking.

Me and my friends were throwing back a few quiet ones yesterday because we are lame and have no life.

by Alegra21412356 November 23, 2009

What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

by TmmR January 23, 2008

Having a one-night stand with a loser

Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.

Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser

Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.

Sarah did it with a loser she just met.

by Greenlander May 20, 2012

da floppy one

when ur playin holdem.. and u wana see the regular first three caRds

Matt.. hurry up and do da floppy one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by Trey Davis March 16, 2005

slip one past the goalie

To successfully have sexual intercourse with a woman who has told you no. (Rape)

She told Brian she didn't want to have sex last night, so he tried to slip one past the goalie.

by Stonograph August 20, 2007

hit two peacocks with one ruby

a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"

Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means

by Blondie July 16, 2004

Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

by spotch555 March 29, 2012