Penis

The penis a sometimes long sometimes short item. Lots of people love them because they have multiple purposes like dress up, sword fighting, licking, fixing pencil sharpener.

Hey hows that new penis.

by Lbozo69 April 25, 2022

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Penis

Penis.Sometimes very small but can differ from sizes.When BIG they can penetrate very hard.Penis' are a male body part and use a certain female body part for pleasure.Other names for a penis is cock,dick,pee pee,penetrator,shaft,stick,boner,wood,pene,shack and log.Some penis' even have something called foreskin but we wont talk about that.Penis' are very awesome and males should be very happy and grateful if they have a big one.....also.... girls should be grateful if they have a boyfriend who has a big one!!!

Zach: Hey, is my penis big?

Girl: Well let me have a look!

Zach: okay, here..... let me pull down my pants.

Girl : *looks at it* Yes VERY BIG......i mean....yes,you have a very big penis!

by SexiLexi & ZachHasABigShack March 21, 2020

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slut penis

Nice penis sucked by a girl called slut penis

JAmal: hey wanna meet slut penis? She is at the slutty slavery department!
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 13, 2023

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Penis

by Cum Shaft February 23, 2021

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Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th

Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

by SebastianP March 25, 2024

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penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie

after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours

by gooner2007 April 19, 2024

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