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national prank your kid

¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!
by arararyayay May 11, 2023
mugGet the national prank your kidmug.

They're Just kids bro

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.
Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
mugGet the They're Just kids bromug.

Dirty Kid

Derogatory term for a high school kid who doesn't shower, doesn't really care about their appearance, skips class, gets into fights, generally does not respect authority, and probably does drugs. Being a dirty kid is more about the attitude than anything else; dirty kids act tough despite being fat or completely out of shape; they almost always look and act smug for no reason at all; they have few, no, or unrealistic plans for the future.

The aforementioned aspects of dirtiness such as skipping class, drugs, awful appearance, not showering etc. are a result of the dirty kid attitude. Dirty kids are also typically incredibly stupid, and will have a chance of failing even the easiest blowoff classes in the school.

It is important to note that dirty kids are found in all economic classes. Rich kids who are sufficiently apathetic or otherwise socially unacceptable will be branded dirty kids and shunned after enough time. Poor kids can also avoid being branded dirty kids through maintaining a proper appearance, using basic social skills, and showing some semblance of work ethic and intelligence. All normal kids are socially above dirty kids.

Dirty kids are found skipping class in the hallways or the parking lot, and in the lunchroom can be seen either A) congregating at extremely smelly dirty kid tables or B) trying to sit in nooks in the walls because nobody will let them sit at their table.

Non-dirty kids are not called clean kids. They are simply called normal kids.
Normal kid 1: Who was that guy who got sent to the principle's office in 2nd hour?

Normal kid 2: Idk, some dirty kid. He tried to vape in class.

Normal kid 1: lmao what a dumbass.

Normal kid 2: l know, he's so dirty.
by 4gateftw December 10, 2017
mugGet the Dirty Kidmug.

kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings
Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.
by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018
mugGet the kid flumug.

kids

kids are little people
by phantom keto May 11, 2021
mugGet the kidsmug.

da kid

Basically Used To Address Someone Who Is The Youngest In A Group Of Friends..
Pretty Boi Lloyd: Ayo Nic; How's It Going Kid? You Good?

Da Kid Minaj : Everything Good My Niqq.. Just Need To Pop A Molly Then I'm Gudda
by ultimate svengali minaj November 6, 2013
mugGet the da kidmug.

kid mesc

One of Kid Cudis previous experimental names
by Séan Miller February 9, 2022
mugGet the kid mescmug.

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