A friend that never stands up for u never defends u. Always preferes other more than u treat u different, tells all secrets at ur enemies.
by Fairyfakes November 28, 2019
To stalk a friends friend on a socail network to see who else the friend is connecting with or knows, to get info or the down low on that person.
Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
by nevershoutneverlove325 January 09, 2011
by xoxo icecube October 19, 2021
A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.
by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 20, 2023
They are your true friends during the pandemic because they call and text you. As you do the same. They check up on you and it isn’t a one way conversation.
It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.
It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.
by Papi_chronicle July 09, 2020
Girl 1 "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that will?"
Girl 2 "Don't you mean the kid that has no friends"
Girl 2 "Don't you mean the kid that has no friends"
by urmumgaekid June 21, 2021
Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 07, 2020