double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

Double dipping

When a couple is making love and the male pulls out to ejaculate so he does not impregnate her. Then after he fully cums he proceeds to continue right where he left off.

Hey Ian, man I tell you what; I was Double Dipping in Elizabeth all night since I don't need a kid just yet.

Niiiiccceee Jacob!

by HandsomeRan October 14, 2020

Double Fudge Sickle

When two black men engage in gay sex. The top pulls out, and the bottom gives the top fellatio.

Steve gave Jered his double fudge sickle after some hot steamy but sex.

by Bruce Plamen February 8, 2024

Double-Aaagh!

Powered Up Equivalent of something

I have a Double-Aaagh! Fork.

by RedFinger221 July 5, 2024

double buckeye

Two thumbs in the bum!

The Irish Karate Mom was giving out free double buckeyes behind the dance studio.

by BeepBeepRR October 16, 2013

double tune

When you put the same song on your music player twice or more so that when you shuffle, you have a higher chance of getting that song.

A: Have you heard the song "500 miles" yet?
B: I LOVE that song, I even double tuned it on my iPod

by nightyday January 15, 2010

Double sussy baka

When you’re double the sussy and single the baka.

Kate doesn’t know what a caterpillar looks like, she is a double sussy baka

by Ivan_daniels-puckered:butthole July 31, 2021