Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.
Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*
by No_Name_Bob December 20, 2022
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Aladdin Fingers

When a person trims his/her fingernails only slightly more than the suggested amount to cut, resulting in a thin pink line of pain and a "Whole New World" of sensitivity in their fingertips.
MARCIA: "Come pet my dog, Stacy!"

STACY: "I can't, Marcia! I have Aladdin Fingers! My senses will be overloaded!"

MARCIA: "You're hella-weird, Stacy!"
by zoecou March 10, 2014
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5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch
"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"
by NYNiles25 January 05, 2014
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2 fingers

your a hoe and ur name is siggy
..lolol 2 fingers
by mommylyssa June 06, 2022
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2 fingers

Holding up the 2 fingers sign means you pull absoulty no bitches you get no talk and your just a walking L , you got L rizz and couldnt even pull guys if you tried
See kale over there he holds up 2 fingers
by BigJohnBOY169420 November 28, 2022
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2 fingers

A yo insult saying you a bastard
by April 19, 2022
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finger sports

Games which formally meet criteria for competitive match / tournament play, in which the finger(s) predominates during play and are solely responsible for completing the games challenges and /or obstacles. The winner is generally identified by having the highest score.
Hey, Jill, wanna go to the movies tonite?

Nah- I’ll b home playing finger sports on my phone.
by Evenstar570 November 11, 2022
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