by Himalayan July 12, 2022

Person 1: omg person 2 srsly has a thing for consecutive nuts! person 2 start creaming bc they think consecutive nutting is hot.
person 2: insert flushed emoji here
person 2: insert flushed emoji here
by npe4 September 27, 2021

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023

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by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.
by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017
