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Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023
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no nut november

A: I failed no nut November
O: ummm What
A: No no nut november as in the other no nut november as eating no nuts in November
O:Oh
by Ziammie December 1, 2020
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Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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Chuckle-nutting

He was chuckle-nutting on me wile we were playing uno
by Chuckle-nutter September 6, 2025
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Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.
by Jean2 August 17, 2024
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Nuts

Someone or something that is acting crazy or un-intelligent.
That sack o' sumthin you got between your legs.
That guy's nuts. I mean look at him.
Ow! You hit my nuts!
by bozoballs69 April 14, 2022
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Thor Thunder Nut

When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.
I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.
by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019
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