dirty emilee

a victim of a newly christian mother

that poor thing is a dirty emilee :(

by dasalottaricotta September 11, 2021

The Dirty Morg

When you pull out after Anal Sex, only to find undigested piece of food on the end of your bellend.

I was doing this bird up the arse last night,I felt something hard so I pulled out and there was a peanut on the end of my bellend! The Dirty Morg!!

by SimmyJaville November 15, 2015

Dirty Guillaume

When you slurpin down some midget juices and all of a sudden an army of naked Albanian Jews gang rape your sweet tender asshole.

We stormed the Capitol and gave em a Dirty Guillaume

by SpicySexDwarf1992 November 11, 2022

Dirty Natan

A 'dirty Natan' is when a male begins to start explaining British coins, what each element on the periodic table is used in or what sound each different part of the drumkit does, while raw-dogging a woman in the ass and then proceeding to make the woman moan in polish before finishing in the toilet.

Hey Kian, did you hear about what James did the other day? He pulled a dirty natan apprantly!

by obese lady April 22, 2023

dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.

I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.

by BUSTABYMZ October 03, 2017

Dirty Caden

The act of which a girl/guy sucks on a mans right testicle with a straw big enough to get it stuck.

Guy 1: man after hooking up with britanny, I had to go to the hospital and get the straw removed
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous

by thicc.brown.bish January 03, 2022

Dirty Spangler

The act of defecating in a receptacle normally designated for urination only

Someone left a dirty spangler in the urinal

by R.Ho November 13, 2011