Lucky Cums

When you replace the white milk with white nut in your Lucky charms.

My papa made me a delicious bowl of lucky cums.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

cum of kids

Zach is dyslexic. Lol

Zach and his friends were playing jackbox and he couldn't spell the word on so instead he put of after the game zachs prompt was cum of kids

by R-DUCK March 4, 2025

cumming circle

When you get into a circle with your boys, and jelq that glock glock until completion (unstoppable).

"can we get a cumming circle going boys, don't let adrian in, he finished too fast last time."

"last nights cumming circle was great, gam gam was a great addition!"

by GibLuc March 4, 2025

Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.

I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.

by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025

Cum Whirlpool

When you get a group of 64 guys together in a circular pool. All men begin to move in the same direction, creating a whirlpool. All men proceed to start ejaculating into the pool, creating a whirlpool of cum.

Wow, Bill and I had a great time drinking the water at the cum whirlpool event .

by BenPhelps March 8, 2025

rusty cum

when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty

Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks March 8, 2025

Cum Bum Yum Yum

It’s made by sticking sausages up a bum
Spin your sausage like rotisserie
Then we start the jizzery
This is called Cum Bum Yum Yum

I’m having Cum Bum Yum Yum for my Jizzmas dinner this year.

by LoganTheWhitleyite March 12, 2025