National Jerk Off Day

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.

Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.

by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019

drop a chad off at the pool

Taking a shit in a public pool.

Jabroni 1: "Hey, wanna go to the pool real quick?"
Jabroni 2: "We don't have any swimsuits though."
Jabroni 1: "What? I just wanna drop a chad off at the pool."

by NumberOneJabroni June 19, 2017

Cooked off my Rocker

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.

"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"

by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011

Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022

HANDS OFF MY CAWK

A funny move in where you down taunt and when falco say "hands off my" you down smash in which he will say "HANDS OFF MY CAWK"

birdman: HANDS OFF MY CAWK

by Slapp June 27, 2021

to drop the kids off at the pool

to shit and or take a poop in the toilet and or to masterbate into the toilet

tori, i need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by Circusjenna August 17, 2006

Blow Your Doors off

When in a Race. someone puts 4 or more car lengths on you.

The Car was so fast it blew your doors off as he was standing still! Blow Your Doors off

by Mustang Driver! April 28, 2010