Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

for a good time call

A lame prank which typically involved writing "for a good time call" and someone else's number on the wall, with the intention of targeting the number for misdial calls.

The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.

Most of the "for a good time call" rubbish should simply be ignored; it's a primitive form of distributed denial of service which is just making the callers look stupid now that the victims invariably have call display.

For the best time call [phone]. You can set your atomic clock by that.

by bitchuck September 7, 2025

Time Machine

He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.

That three some was a Time Machine for sure. Like mother like daughter

by Jack David February 10, 2025

Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

by Love bugg March 22, 2021

part-time chair

A chair that is not in use at the particular time it is being spoken about. Examples include folding chairs, reclining chairs, or chairs that one would not necesarily choose to sit in for comfortability.

Were having some family over tonight, can you bring the part-time chairs up from the basement?

by Kingsleyplimpton September 14, 2017

T time

The single T in T time means toxic that mean the person callin u that Is sayin ur toxic but the still care for u

Your on T time

by Jon352 September 5, 2022

Third time's a bird rhyme

A regional version of "Third time's a charm".

I couldn't do it the first two times, but third time's a bird rhyme.

by UnderHero5 February 24, 2021