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friend

his the most fucking annoying person but your friend :)
by I fucked your moms pussy October 27, 2020
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Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs
Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.
by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019
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I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.
Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"
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The single best friend

Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.

1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.

1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."

Just a nice guy.

2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"

You are trying to help.

3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."

You don't wanna remember.

4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."

You sadly have to remember.

5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."

You will never forget what he had done.

The single best friend .
by Patpatcat :3 January 5, 2017
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Real friend

Doesn't exist.
Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
by A human u don't know November 21, 2021
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Friend Zone

Getting friend zoned means a girl says let’s just stay friends
by Adolf rizzler February 1, 2024
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Stranger friends

Not besties. Not unknown people. But they still care about each other with a feeling that can not be explained. Even they don’t know each other well, they try enough.
Can we be stranger friends?

You mean like not being in relationship but be in? Yeah sure ;)
by Baba_yaga December 20, 2021
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