Hobbs Ass

Usually when a male (but can be a female I guess)is wearing boxers on a hot day, and the sweat from his ass saturates the boxers to the point that it makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk normally. It causes the individual to engage in a form of hobbling, hence "hobbs" ass.

"Dude, I had to run a mile wearing jeans and boxers and now I got the worse case of Hobbs Ass.

by Woody14898 December 23, 2006

Sloth Ass

A very lazy person. Somone who is so lazy they dont respond to text messages and or Im's.

Stephanie you are such a sloth ass when you dont answer text messages!

by Ryan Tallent December 6, 2006

ass surfer

the act of inserting a surfboard into ones anus, while the one recieving the board, is drowned in the other puddle of cum.

Your boyfriend is a real ass surfer!

by Clint Underhill January 6, 2008

ass leap

1. sleeping

2. To overcome an obstacle with great success.

3. To leap over a buttocks.

1. I'm ass-leap.

2. I ass leaped that assignment, and I'm sure to get an A.

3. Let me ass leap that ass. yeaaaaaaah.

by Jesse C. January 10, 2008

ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.

Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.

by Ron Gross January 19, 2009

ass avenger

A guy who gets angry easily and will rip you a new asshole in return if you bend over in front of him.

Tanner Coluccio is an ass avenger.

by PISSXDRUNK October 20, 2008

camel-ass

When a girl walks pass and she has a camel toe then you see her fat ass

"Bruh you see that girl right there"

-"yeah"

"She got that camel-ass"
-"what's that?"

"She walked pass and I saw she had a camel toe then I saw her fat ass"

by flying train April 25, 2014