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penis

something attached to a male that is disgusting to look at. if you look at it youll be traumatized. some men like to unexpected send a picture of their penis, so watch out. and if you see one you will automatically become a lesbian
“wow that is one small penis!! i love girls now!!”
by my snapchat is liilyallen January 12, 2021
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Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024
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penis

by bootyfart stanker November 28, 2023
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Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear
by Mr good advice April 6, 2023
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penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'
Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered
by gmoney February 24, 2015
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penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.
That penis samurai made me a sandwich.
by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020
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gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you
by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020
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