Cat

A Cute Little Fucker™ that will claw your eyes out for no reason, but you live it anyways

Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.

Person2: I don't, It owns me.

Person1: Can I pet it?

Person1 got scratched because fuck you

by GodteirCats October 10, 2020

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Kitty Cat With Glasses

a cat with SUPER COOL glasses

OMG it is the kitty cat with glasses

by kajerbfjchvdjfhvjgsfdhgjhsfdkj May 13, 2022

cat

loveing and amasing !

i love my cat

by anonymous February 19, 2022

Cat

A small furry ball with whiskers and a tail they have cute eyes. They have a nice cute side and a sassy side.Cats are beautiful animals and there my favorite animal!

I love cats there are great,beautiful or awesome 😎

by Ruth my cat February 5, 2019

Cat

Wilbur

Cat is Wilbur Wilbur is cat

by Lwieieowpwojqqkekrk April 5, 2022

Boris the Cat

Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.

Boris the Cat is ready for Fefe's seed.

by anonymous April 11, 2024