nut log

the poop of a gay man

After getting his fudge packed all night at the after party, Kimmel really needed to drop a nut log off at the pool.

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Jfks lost nut

The nut jfk did in his mothers g-string

He then chucked the g-string into jacks pillow case and soon forgot about

Man’s about to buss out still mush

Yo did you here about jfks lost nut

Yeah I heard jack fucked his pillow last night

Kinda mad yk

by Dirty stinky Muslim December 6, 2021

wuffle nut

When a girl passes air from her butt and vagina at the same time.

This girl in line at the store had a wuffle nut and was embarassed.

by whatawoman May 24, 2016

Post nut morality

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.

‘Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek

by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024

Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019

Gut Nuts

Slang for ovaries.

I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.

by CrimsonKitten October 10, 2023

nut neutralization

when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.

The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018