Boston Butt Tickler

When you eat something that's really not good with your stomach and you're sitting down and all of a sudden you shart and you have to clinch and run to the shitter.

“Hey have you eaten at the restaurant in town?”
“Yea, but I can’t go back, I got a Boston Butt Tickler and destroyed their bathroom.”

by Rubber Donkey Balls August 24, 2022

butts, farts, and ... sphincters

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting

Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

Up Your Butt

Another way of saying “fuck you” or “your mom”.

Me: Where’s the other bike?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 25, 2022

nigerian butt hole

Another word for a black hole

The Apollo astronauts fell in to a Nigerian butt hole

by Nocappernokizzer October 27, 2022

Plumber-Butt Syndrome

Whenever you see a man or woman, (typically a man in his round weight probably like 200's), who deny too wear belts in public, their pants ever so gently slip down to reveal their ass crack. This is commonly referred to plumbers, who have it happen naturally whilst working on pipes. Its a mystery how their booties keep escaping the fiber confinement that is jeans.

Man 1: "Aye didya get that wrench for me?"
Man 2: "Nah, i was starin at ya ass, i think you got plumber-butt syndrome. You really gotta buy a belt."
Man 1: "Maybe i gotta buy you a pair of glasses."

by smöls November 5, 2022

Butt naked face

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.

She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg

by Wildbloc January 1, 2022

BUTT FUCKING AT 300mph

SONIC SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

We BUTT FUCKING AT 300mph tonight

by WaterIsBadForCondomsCuzTheyWet March 31, 2022