Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.
The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.
by The Original Agahnim September 29, 2021
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Ron John Brown

When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you
Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night
by Liblabber November 03, 2018
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Brown Bosley

When a Caucasian male has a penis that hasn't been inside a female in 15+ plus years, it rots to a brownish hue from rigorous masterbation from unclean hands
Dude if you don't get laid soon, you might get a Brown Bosley!
by willycosby69420 November 07, 2023
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providing the brown

The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.
Partner 1: “Do you like to receive anal sex?”
Partner 2: “Yeah, I love providing the brown.”
by JFDI November 29, 2015
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Brown Hail

When a person shits pellets on another person
"Yea Tommy let his brown hail loose on me last night"
by Ronnoc760 February 16, 2025
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Brown hail

I got some brown hail from that dirty hurricane you gave me
by Choppasm July 11, 2018
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Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.
Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"
by BlindJellyfishh February 09, 2019
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