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nut plug

The action of being poked in the testicle socket.
Yo, Andre and I were fucking around and he gave me a nut plug. I couldn't walk for a week.
by Dre money March 30, 2016
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Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
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Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.
"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."
by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024
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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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consecutive nuts

when a male keeps,,,yk,,,,nutting in yo mouth continuously
Person 1: omg person 2 srsly has a thing for consecutive nuts! person 2 start creaming bc they think consecutive nutting is hot.
person 2: insert flushed emoji here
by npe4 September 27, 2021
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Nut

"Nut", slang term for "Cost of living", popularized by the South Park episode "Got a Nut" (S27E2)
Banker: “it appears you've got about an $8,000 a month nut.”
Mr. Mackey: “$8,000 a month? I didn’t know my nut was so big!”
by eunemes August 8, 2025
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