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I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.
Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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Usually used when one is masking a crush they have on their friend. Though the word is platonic, it will instantly be romantic when repeated. The person saying this are not trying to convince someone else they’re friends, they are trying to convince themselves that they don’t like someone.
Person A: “I thought we were friends?”

Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”

Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“

Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”

Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“
by Jay_____________ October 23, 2022
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the friends💀

nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀
teacher:wheres the friends💀 you:i don't have one... teacher:explains
by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022
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Embarrassing Friend Day

May 16th is embarrassing friend day! Which means you embarrass your friends in the worst ways possible.
"Hey why did you send that embarrassing photo online?"
"Because it's embarrassing friend day!!"
by Jsowbejsbak May 16, 2022
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Friend da ho

Yea man I know Ric, he’s such a friend da Ho”
by MilitaryMomOf4 May 17, 2022
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the friends birthday game

this is when two friends of the opposite sex play this game on each other birthday only. same way on each birthday they have. the man see if he can get more girlfriends than his female friend can get more boyfriends. and the person who birthday its not that day the other friend. he or she hopes to win to make the loser sing happy birthday to them on their own birthday. so if its my friend birthday i want to win. so she has to sing happy birthday to me on her birthday. and when its my birthday she hopes to win too. and neither one can start until its midnight time on their birthday when it just starting the new day but midnight at night time. so dawn comes after and when you wake up its that birthday. so you have 24 hours. what you do after is your own business. until its their birthday. and start again.
the friends birthday game is the best game i ever played and we only get to do it twice a year one for each other birthday.
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