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Friend

Someone who turns on you even when you think they are their for you. They try to act all nice but turn on you in the meanest ways possible.
Joe was my friend for 3 years but he got me in trouble and turned on me in the worst possible way possible.
by CECE13CECE November 22, 2019
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National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021
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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)
I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day
by Twopeice February 1, 2023
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Leftover Friends

The friends or family of your ex you don't know who you have accumulated through relationships from your on Facebook.
Friend: "yo who is this girl"
Me: "she was best friends with my ex never met her though now she is one of my leftover friends"
by nynick1 June 3, 2010
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Smiling friend syndrome

When something or someone is incredibly violent, as in the cartoon smiling friends.
those kids got smiling friend syndrome, I'm telling you !
by Morfgip rugber December 10, 2024
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Best friend

A best friend is someone who will drive 4 hours to see you for your birthday. A best friend is someone who will always be there for you. A best friend is someone who will sing all 46 songs with you.
Person 1: hey who's your best friend?
Person 2: oh Jaliyah Miller
Person 1: how is she your best friend?
Person 2: she face times me every night. We always sing Hamilton. We laugh at the stupidest things together.
by jaliyahmillerismybestfriend November 11, 2019
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