Smegaroni and Cheese

When ejaculate gets stuck under the foreskin.

You see that? That’s Smegaroni and Cheese!

by smashcentury July 27, 2022

Cheese

Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer

Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe HATE Mac & Cheese. (Mac & C.H.E.E.S.E)

by Giraffez November 5, 2019

cheese beans mom

your can use your pumpkin pickle pie to make cheese beans mom for any special occasion

i love cheese beans mom on Sunday mornings

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022

Cheese up

Verb

To rub oneself up with cheese until fully lubricated.

“Get ready bill, im about to cheese up for ya!”

by Dickweedballs November 27, 2024

Ass cheese

The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.

I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

country cheese

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border

Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."

by BigOlDoinks September 18, 2017