Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.
"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
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This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
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Ya'll need a Jack in your life. They're irreplaceable. Just a really cool guy to chill with.
Ya'll need a Jack in your life. They're irreplaceable. Just a really cool guy to chill with.
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a guy that will fuck around and thinks he is so cool and people think he actually is until he finally do fuck3d up
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