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new school syndrome

when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
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Pox News

A news channel that spreads misinformation about a global pandemic
I was watching Pox and Friends on Pox News the other day. What a bunch of smog breathers!
by WontonDisregard December 21, 2020
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New

Something that is recently made, discovered and introduced.
Person: Oh, you must be new here! Welcome!!!
by MrDayCee April 19, 2018
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Fake News

A made up word to make "evidence of gouvernement fraude and deception" seem implausible to media and citizen's
These reports about the lekker documents are fake news
by ImWhiteSoIMustBeRasict?! March 27, 2021
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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
by mphahaha February 1, 2024
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School News

Did you listen to thank u, deb?

Is that a School News song?
Yes, it is!
by schoolnews1 October 12, 2021
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New Wave

A great music genre. Most common genre of Rock music between 1978-1985
“Now on MTV, some more new wave content with Kajagoogoo, and ‘Too Shy’”
by MTVDude May 3, 2021
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