time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

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the two time

The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.

Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?

Dude 2: No, who is that??

Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!

by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024

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No Time

A phrase used to signify the ever-present and rapacious ebb and flow of time. Often used during the most heated debacles in a game of cards, exclaiming "No Time!" as loudly and obnoxiously as possible is seen as a gesture of respect for the groups collective conscience. The electrician.

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by BromptonCocktail February 4, 2024

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Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)

Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.

by FJL-NY March 1, 2023

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Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020

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Groovy Time Posse

A large group of grad students at Penn State who drink away their worries every week (and usually multiple times per week) at a hole-in-the-wall bar. Generally only consists of science-minded grad students. (N.B. The "groovy" times do not always have to involve alcohol, and can, in fact, involve many different substances.)

Last night I went out with the Groovy Time Posse, and bitched about undergrads while taking tequila shots.

by NotAnUndergrad May 20, 2010

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