shit mittens

n. A person's hands that are covered in human excrement (shit)
ex. A general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person

Ex. (n) That guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of shit mittens when he came out of the stall.

(n) My daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of shit mittens.

(ex) Oh shit mittens!

(ex) Don't listen to that guy, he's just a shit mitten.

by Spc. Edwards August 24, 2006

shit gobbler

Another word for a toilet. It is usually very dirty with plenty of left over skidmarks and stray pubic hair.

Grover the friendly troll with treacher collins syndrome left a smattering of drippy turds in his shit gobbler after eating at Taco Bell.

by Cheesedick Parade October 16, 2006

shit boxed

The leaving of fecal matter in a bag or a box, secretly hidden in a small room (especially dorm rooms) as a prank or revenge.

Hey, we shit-boxed Scott. He should smell that in a week or two!

by annonymous April 11, 2005

shit wig

Typically a caucasian male claiming hippy rastafarian decent usually very thin and janky between the ages of 29 and 35. They usually fantasizes about bestiality and young males, they are sometimes employed as a tattoo artist.

John is the only shit wig I know.

by Ty Sparks November 10, 2008

tavern shit

a massive dump taken after consuming the questionably prepared food at a local tavern or bar

Hey man u wanna hit up the tavern later for some wings?

No way man last time stoner Carl cooked my wings and i had the Tavern shits all night!

by adamflb21 February 22, 2008

square shit

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

by Nicky James. October 27, 2007

shit cummer

someone who has been recently hammered in the ass and goes to shit and shits cum. Or a big asshole

god damn that shit cummer

by large taco October 29, 2007