double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

Double Abortion

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”

by MeatPony October 4, 2018

Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.

Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.

by HempFather July 12, 2025

Double Dog Dingus

When someone is being so aggravating that you have no choice to accept that they are in fact a double dog dingus.

“You’re such a double dog dingus.“ Rachel said frustrated at her brother.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Double Spooky Dooky [OG]

When one decides to take a normal spooky dooky in the dark instead in this version you leave the door unlocked as if no one’s is in there and when a family member or friend comes in you proceed to scared the shit out of them and while you shit as well

As i sat there taking a spooky dooky my mother proceeded into the bathroom and i yelled, “DOUBLE SPOOKY DOOKY OG !”

by OGspookydooky July 19, 2025

DOUBLE D

dinner and dick

hey michael can i have that double d
don’t come near me unless you can give me that double d

by poppers24 December 29, 2020

East German Double

The accrue combination of adderall and Viagra. Often doubling the recommended dosage of both. No relation to the geographical area of East Germany whatsoever.

I gave my pet tiger the “East German double” the other day. He was like a zany fireball, a flying squirrel with 400 legs.

by Fartboi88 March 15, 2020