The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess
Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?
I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.
I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.
by iwanttoflingmyselfintothesun February 22, 2018
Get the who shot john and whymug. A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*
Johnny: Oh, that's why.
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*
Johnny: Oh, that's why.
by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019
Get the why is the rum always gonemug. The term used by ghetto black bitches when in argument with non-nyugahs.The expression questions why this non-nyugah is getting angry with the ghetto nyugah woman.
by Big Pappa Z June 1, 2012
Get the Why you catching Feelin'smug. when someone is annoying you or basically anytime you want to say someone is bullying you. usually said in a frail, weird awkward voice. I'm pretty sure this kid in my school made it up.
nashty ashley: hello rocco
rocco: why you bully me
OR
meanie deanie: your a n00b at minecraft
robbie: why you bully me
rocco: why you bully me
OR
meanie deanie: your a n00b at minecraft
robbie: why you bully me
by yourmomsis October 26, 2018
Get the why you bully memug. 
Get the why did you say no?mug. You know, gamer, you are just having the game of your life, you are completely destroying every kid playing this game, you are going to get that sweet W, but then this truly epic moment happens when you can't build in Fortnite Battle Royale and you get killed by some guy with a rocket launcher 😤😤
Why can't i build ?
Why can't i build?
Why can't i build?
WHY CAN'T I BUILD?
FUUUUUUCK
WHAT JUST HAPPENED MAN?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME?
Why can't i build?
Why can't i build?
WHY CAN'T I BUILD?
FUUUUUUCK
WHAT JUST HAPPENED MAN?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME?
by Knobli big L March 25, 2020
Get the why can't i build?mug. "Why are there so many definitions of this?"
by A_Guy_Who_Hates_GayNite June 14, 2022
Get the why are there so many definitions of thismug.