A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.
Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.
*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*
*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*
by Noah February 1, 2005
Get the Brain-Weaselsmug. A small evil weasel known only to a small cult, the sidneyites, who both worship and fear him in equal measure. Born in Camden, Sidney quickly became king of the weasels until he was stepped on by a goth and killed. However, due to his amazingness, he became a god, and instructed the first sidneyite to skin him and place his hide in a clothes shop. However, due to his insatiable lust for blood and sexual intercourse, Sidney was relegated from god to unspeakable demon of the night and now haunts people in their wildest nightmares. He's Sidney the neck weasel. You wear him like a scarf. He wears your soul like a Justin Hawkins style Jumpsuit. But he doesn't believe in a thing called love. Just violence. Watch out.
"Oh shit, is that Sidney the Neck Weasel I see over there with David Mitchell, Stalking Max and Kim?"
"yeah look, he just ate their feet."
"Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..."
"yeah look, he just ate their feet."
"Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..."
by MaximumDoubleR September 19, 2009
Get the Sidney the Neck Weaselmug. When you go to take your lady friend from behind and you instead jump on her back and put your finger in her ass, causing her to flap her arms furiously and give you a brief ride around the room.
I twisted my ankle last night when I surprised my lady friend by giving her a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker.
by gueeessssswhoooooo March 3, 2015
Get the Weasel Riding a Woodpeckermug. A person who's naturally weaselly (though they often pretend to not to be a weasel) and have somehow convinced other members in an organization they are knowledgeable and/or influential.
by Jankstick February 19, 2015
Get the Double-edged Weaselmug. A command:
To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
Get the grease my weaselmug. In a game of Whack-A-Weasel there are a couple of holes from which weasels pop their heads out randomly.
Your goal is to smack a weasels head with a hammer in order to push it back to its hole.
You have to consider, that hitting a weasel with a hammer in the face is not quite a challenge and of course humiliating for the poor animal.
The phrase "Pop! Goes the weasel." in terms of conflict resolution describes the effortless humiliation of another person.
The phrase does not refer to a fight being fair or not.
You could use this phrase to comment a situation in which you owned.
Your goal is to smack a weasels head with a hammer in order to push it back to its hole.
You have to consider, that hitting a weasel with a hammer in the face is not quite a challenge and of course humiliating for the poor animal.
The phrase "Pop! Goes the weasel." in terms of conflict resolution describes the effortless humiliation of another person.
The phrase does not refer to a fight being fair or not.
You could use this phrase to comment a situation in which you owned.
Casey get's into an fight with Josh. Now it seems that Josh has quite an unfair advantage because of his upper body strength and nutrition. Yet as Case lands a powerful kick in his ball sack, Josh collapses and cries like a baby. Casey comments : "pop goes the weasel"
(Well, not because she whacked his weasel but because it was quite effortless, you know.)
(Well, not because she whacked his weasel but because it was quite effortless, you know.)
by S.Sinclair August 4, 2013
Get the pop goes the weaselmug. A betting term for poker which reffurs to betting insane amounts with little to no chance of winning. Thought it up from the whole Futurama Alkizar's "crankin it up a notch with the spice weasel!" its a good term cos its for those "All or nothing" Attempts
by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008
Get the Spice Weaselmug.