Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's

Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?

by Zenoxum July 04, 2021

Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.

"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?

by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013

Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.

Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.

by lady killaz November 16, 2015

habitual wanker

A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit

Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker

Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0

by ThePrez/ident April 16, 2021

shitty wankers

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.

"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".

by Tkvd09 July 09, 2017

wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.

Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...

by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022

Bin wanker

Someone who likes to touch bins whilst feeling sexually aroused.

Burnzy stop being a Bin Wanker again, it’s not Bin day till Wednesday.

by Finch1716 July 16, 2019