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Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023
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whiteboard wanker

A pejorative game design term used to desribe game designers who lack technical skills and and an understanding of how design philosophy is implemented. Therefore, such whiteboard wankers are only able to verbally articulate their ideas.
Jesus Aaron is such a whiteboard wanker all he does it talk about how fun this game is going to be once engineering builds it.
by ADGOD May 16, 2018
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dweeb-wanker

An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster November 19, 2011
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academic wanker

An individual complicating matters just to jack off that they know terminology/ books/academic papers.
Academic wanker: "I am looking to affect my footprint negatively from this application."

Non-wanker: "you're going to use the app less?"
by Yippewhooptywoo November 30, 2022
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Glove Wanker

To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.
Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”
by Rokena February 20, 2020
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Faggot Wanker

When someone is lazy and won't do anything for anyone else.
"Why won't you get me that, you faggot wanker!
by Dopedealer69 December 27, 2018
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Wiener Wanker

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.
by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011
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