Wakai

1.(adj)Japanese word meaning young. To be called Wakai is to be forever young. Mature, yet youthful. 2.(noun)Very close to metrosexual. see metrosexual. 3.(adj)Aloof, seemingly inattentive, yet deep in thought.

1.Brad Pitt is 40 plus years old, but he's Wakai.
2. Texan: "Dat boy right'dir is gay."
New Yorker: "No he's not, he's just Wakai.
3. She doesn't seem to be paying attention, yet her observations are astute.

by Wa~Kai June 21, 2005

las vegas wake-up

You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.

Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.

6 months later...

Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!

by Sandra Browning April 22, 2008

waka

it's used to describe a person as an illiterate retard that dosent know how to put sentences together and is over the the drinking age and still dosent know his ABC!!!!!!!!

Normal kid: 'Yo wat up G"
Waka kid: "waka waka waka o let do it waka waka"
Normal kid: ; damn u must be on that lemonade like gucci or ur just both so waka and cant make rhymes but u still get paid"

by johnthegreek December 31, 2010

Wake Forest

A small town on the outskirts of Raleigh, NC that houses NOTHING to do on a Friday or Saturday night. Used to be a very closed-knit community, but as people started to migrate towards Raleigh, they started heading north to Wake Forest. Now you can find people that clearly don't belong, aka Trophy wives and their two-year-old babies, instead of the amazing Southerners that once inhabited the area. There are three main schools that belong in the Wake Forest Area

Wake Forest*duh*: Mostly drunks. They are in the school that is falling apart and older than dirt itself.

Wakefield: The slut school, where people keep dying left and right because they are drunks as well.

The Franklin Academy: A Luddy school that is super gay and has uniforms. Also, they have some of the most creative yet closed minded people ever.


Places to go in Wake Forest:
The Wake Forest Coffee Company
Cotton Company
Shorties
The Library-if you really are that bored
The Seminary


If you get really crazy you can go on the railroad tracks and wait for a train to run you over. That'll be more fun then you can possibly imagine. And the best thing to do on a Friday Night.

Wake Forest is a lot like New York City, only minus the New, York and City parts.

by slickjane March 24, 2009

bout to get Waka Flocka on this dumb bitch

To get absolutely crazy and violent with a bitch of dumb decent, another words to fuck someone up royally

Dude I am bout to get Waka Flocka on this dumb bitch if he gets in my face one more time.

by scuba steve aka big bird October 24, 2010

bake and wake

When you smoke cannabis right before you attend a a funeral/wake. Often seemed as disrespectful to the one who has passed, only because they failed to be in the cyph.

My dad just died. Lets get high and go to the funeral tomorrow hence the bake and wake you stupid bitch

by Tumbo aka J Blunts September 14, 2009

wakank

A wank.....to the MAX.

"Right I have tem minutes free. Time for an uber wakank."

by Charlie Shean March 6, 2005