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Toasted

It has multiple defintitions, Killed, for instance, but also can mean that you're totally f*** up on acid.

To shout "GET TOASTED!" at someone, for instance, means that you think that person should eat acid and kill their egos.
GET TOASTED!! (Eat acid and die!)
Sorry I'm not going out tonight, I'm totally toasted in my room right now, petting my fish.

I can't drive right now I'm way too TOASTED man. I'm TOAST!
by flicksmart February 8, 2026
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Twisted Bullshit

When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."
Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"

Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"
by PhantomJ69 February 16, 2026
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Twistedlifesteal

The great lifesteal server made by my king BonesAreBad and has other custom features to the server that make it unique. It has a goodish community (Ngl most of them are deranged) and has only slight p2w practices, but everything with money can be grinded for without money. Join today on twistedlifesteal
Twistedlifesteal is a pretty good server.
by Coastiews May 13, 2025
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Twisted Beluga Tetriswaffle

A crazy fucked up bitch that likes to fuck with people but can’t handle the fact that can’t nobody see shit unless you push it to the side…..
Oh look there goes the Twisted Beluga Tetriswaffle amber right there
by Ajkirkham21 June 20, 2025
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Twisted wonderland

The game I want to play but it’s been country locked to Japan, the US and Canada when I live in England 🥀
Person 1: “yo I play twisted wonderland do you as well?”
Person 2: “I live in England you dumbass
by The guy from Fortnite October 22, 2025
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Twisted shocker

We all know what a shocker is , let me introduce you to a twisted shocker. When a guy make a hand gesture to low for a cig to another guy an it looks like one in the stink a you jingling the go-nads with two fingers.. bam twisted shocker !!!!
Parton me are you asking for a cig ? Or a twisted shocker ?
by Amoreme18 December 2, 2025
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Twisted Nadia

When someone is deeply fried from the night before
Jonsey: fuuuck man do I look normal?

Laurence: maaan what’d you do last night? you on a Twisted Nadia G!!!!
by StolenCassio January 15, 2026
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