Trump's touch

When you fuck up everything you touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Childrens touch

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.

My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.

by December 22, 2020

pen touch

When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner

My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table

by #quat August 01, 2014

touch @ 4

Referred to by regular players as "God's Game". A community dedicated to turning snitches into Waterdads. Necessitates a cap, a mate and a pond - better than sex.

TOUCH @ 4

by WATERBABY123 March 09, 2019

Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.

Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.

by Takes balls to go by "Dick" June 07, 2010

The Bromidas Touch

The ability of a person to find the "good" in any occurence, usually by resorting to the utterance of some sort of insipid, uninspired bromide.

Her: "How was your day?"
Me: "I totalled my car."
Her: "Aww, that's too bad, but remember - Everything happens for a reason."
Me: "Gee thanks, I feel SO MUCH better now . You've got The Bromidas Touch."

by Slerotin September 17, 2015

Touch Paul

It’s the term of when a young male play’s with a big boy’s private parts (Vagina, Balls)

Damn I’m so horny

I think we should touch paul.

by DailyZane February 12, 2022