iPod Touch

The most amazing thing in the world next to the iPhone

you can browse the internet, listen to music, watch videos, view maps (i think) and all while bragging about it to your friends.

iPod nano+iPhone-camera-phone function+robber target=iPod Touch

by iLIKEipods July 3, 2010

Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok

“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”

by nobara February 12, 2021

touch man

One who lights another person's fart.

Ok fellas - this is gonna be a showstopper !
Touch man, are you ready ?

by London El Vis September 30, 2005

iPod touch Numbness

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

by RiiVERB February 27, 2009

Touch Me

An innocent, yet sincere gesture of sexual attraction and longing for physical pleasure with someone, and in rare instances someTHING!

"Come here and touch me now!"
"I like to touch, please touch me!"
"Touch Me Brian"
"Do you want to Touch Me?"
"The Professor says that he likes 'dat' and wants you to touch me"

by The Julesman January 20, 2009

torched

A reference from Family Guy, which is another word for burn, but extremely higher ranked.

Russell: Dude, you have a big forehead.
Scott: ?
Jonas: He torched your ass man, He torched your ass!

by JKMP May 12, 2007

Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005