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Screw Voyage

The perfect drink for any girl who has been screwed over by a guy. It consists of Godiva liquor, amaretto, whipped vodka blended together with ice cream and topped with whipped cream and a cherry, of course. The perfect break up beverage.
Were you just dumped?

Yeah but it's okay, I'm on a screw voyage.
by sparklesthroughdiamonds January 7, 2013
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Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.
by Clitcracker January 4, 2020
mugGet the Screwedmug.

fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows
by arae91 December 30, 2010
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Screw

“I really screwed up when I lied to my parents guys.”
by EpicsGirl9087 October 26, 2018
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Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones
Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over
by Screwed big time May 22, 2020
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Screw

An adjective or mostly used as a word for tradies describing the action of screwing nail or bolt into an object for structure,
Also mostly used from tradies as a form of saying do u want to fuck me?
Hey! “let’s (screw) those bolts in jerry”, nah Barry let’s just (screw) each other *Rape
by Dylan_2468 October 28, 2019
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Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 5, 2022
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