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Rob

He is the mothefukka best
Soon he will find cancer many doekoe
He is the best en he can fuck every girl if he want
#Rob#best
by Tabond February 10, 2019
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Rob

ˈʀo b, derived from Robert or Mister Robert is a Proto-Germanic name for an exceptional man.

Mostly a very handsome and intellectual guy, who appears to be a bit mysterious. His excellent taste in music and art make him a versatile conversation partner. His good taste in fashion makes him a desired object for many women also. 1

Rob often is characterized by a certain uniqueness regarding his personality and profound emotional depth. 2
His creative personality traits cause a mainly independent mind-set, therefore he chooses work as an artist, director, photographer or UX designer. Even though he's smoking hot and extraordinary confident, people admire his humbleness. If you ever get the chance to meet a Rob, definitely say hi!

1 Rob is mostly attracted to women smarter and better looking than him, mostly a Miriam.
2 Emotional depths may cause some diva behavior.
"Rob really enjoys cooking healthy meals!"
- Are you sure?
"Yeah, why?"
- I just saw him at Five Guys the other day.
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Rob is a boy known for his extremely potent sexual powers. If you can let a girl’s pussy squirt within 10 seconds, you deserve the name Rob.
He found Mascha’s G-spot in a second; he’s such a Rob!
by Allknowning Master May 23, 2018
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Rob Kardashianed

When the whole world knows that your sister is a whore, so you lose your mind and gain 300 pounds.
My dude was Rob Kardashianed when his sister started a premium snapchat.
by SuicideNote July 21, 2019
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Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019
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Rob

Rob is a shortass
by Lampyshortass27 April 30, 2019
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Rob is the smelliest and most disgusting rabies infested raccoon , who likes to bully all the poor ferret family , robs are always mean because they have rabies and have no emotions because they have no heart. Robs are fully of garbage because thats what that twat eats on a daily .
eww its Rob he the one with rabies !!!
by ferrets4life101 May 10, 2019
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