People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.
by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005
"Nice Erotic Shadow Puppet! I can see an elephant"
"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."
"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."
by Alaska Thunderfun February 10, 2018
When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.
Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...
by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020
A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you
by Queen Jenni of Sparta August 30, 2008
by Saltinecrackerwithpoclet August 13, 2021
I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.
by str84yahed March 10, 2016
An individual of Caucasian origin who moves to China to begin a career as an entertainer/personality but ends up being used as a puppet to push ideologies or make a profit purely off the basis that they are white.
Did you hear that Bart Baker is a white puppet? His latest video in China shows him smashing an iPhone and promoting Huawei as the best product. A lot of his work is just him being marionetted on camera by managers who only took him on because he's white and has some talent.
by KoreanKatastrophe November 26, 2020