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surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle
When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.
by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016
mugGet the surface mountmug.

I bet you cant mount a tv

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
mugGet the I bet you cant mount a tvmug.

Mount Pleasant High School

A school in Wilmington DE, known as “mount pregnant” because every girl there is a hoe. People think they’re hot shit there, but their sports teams are by far the best. Dont fuck with some people who go there, you dont know what you will get yourself into there.
Do you go to Mount Pleasant High School ?
Yeah, why?
You must be pregnant!!!!!
by guccibop January 31, 2019
mugGet the Mount Pleasant High Schoolmug.

camel mount

Camel toe; kind of like when your pants get caught in your butt crack. Except it's a result of having too much labia and the pants get caught in there. You're welcome😇
Ew, you can see Elise's camel mount in those pants
by Disney_fries May 7, 2022
mugGet the camel mountmug.

Mount Poopaminjaro

When the pile of human waste in the blue porta-John begins to rise above the frozen plastic seat like Mount Everest peaking above the clouds.
Gavin pushed through the fear and despair as he hovered in the blue sweat shack, he had to hover, but he concurred Mount Poopaminjaro with one last push.
by Angry64flyer August 29, 2022
mugGet the Mount Poopaminjaromug.

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!
by Dump truck January 4, 2017
mugGet the Low-mount handshakemug.

any mount uh money

A way of saying "any amount of money" where you state each word in the phrase using just one syllable to express your thoughts quicker while trying to sound cool at the same time. Often used while offering some sort of challenge to friends or anyone nearby.
Loudest guy in the room: I bet any mount uh money none-uh-yall can beat me in (insert your favorite video game)!
by He-ro December 28, 2022
mugGet the any mount uh moneymug.

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