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Klanie Grannie

Typically a Christian straight white woman who freely exercises her privilege acts like a judgmental Karen towards minorities.
That Klanie Grannie is always making complaints with the HOA against her black and gay neighbors.
by anonymous September 17, 2022
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granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities
You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***
by Gavi75 January 22, 2018
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Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.
Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.
by Pocketjem January 13, 2020
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B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys
by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023
mugGet the B-RAD the granny poundermug.

ur granny

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
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Granny

A boys cock and ballsack. Ballsack is like a grandmothers saggy tits
I have a swoll granny
by Ms.keith October 17, 2017
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