Dock Cricket

There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!
I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!
by CricketSmasherRFFCPIRATE November 03, 2020
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Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.
Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.
by RingGo July 23, 2017
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Killed their Cricket

When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.
They Killed their Cricket when they decided to yell at the waiter.
by Gekkouga7 May 25, 2021
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cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"
Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!
by eurocelt June 30, 2017
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Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole
Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45
by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 19, 2022
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Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
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Glitter cricket

Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes

Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....
by Notaglittlercricket April 02, 2020
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