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He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.
Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020
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alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill
wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe
by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021
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Alan

A bitch who gets dehydrated really easily and thinks he so funny.
Oh my god, Alan is going to die of dehydration.
by noneyabusinitch November 21, 2021
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Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020
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Alan David

Alan David is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a Alan David, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.
by ADR1702 November 23, 2021
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Alan

Alan:cool
by the genshin simp😍 September 19, 2021
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alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker
A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye
by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023
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