squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
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Squid

Atlanta slang for a big headed female that sleeps with multiple men and or women
She really f*cked Jamal even tho she with Chris , dawg she a squid
by zone6zay June 18, 2018
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Squid Slipper

He pulled out of her squid slipper just in time.
by Dick Supinya February 25, 2025
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Squid

When an Asian person don’t have self respect to themselves that they kiss white people ass and give in to the racism.

In order to be free and not lost in the ocean, you have to find self love and respect to escape from being a squid
Squid: *mocks themselves by pulling their eyes back*

Non-Asian person: *laughs*

Self loving Asian: ew you’re a squid
by Plushiewhore October 27, 2021
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Squid

A young gentleman who can't make it to bowling, even tho he'd lose anyways
John couldn't make it to the bowling alley on Tuesday. It didn't matter anyways because he's no competition. What a squid
by Suchasquid January 22, 2016
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