Scotty: "i watched Lord of the Rings for the first time last week and I've been hearing references to it everyday since!"
ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"
Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."
Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"
ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"
Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."
Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"
by bitchincamaroXD November 23, 2010
That old iron hasn't been getting any play.
by Low-Key bruh September 05, 2023
When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.
"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."
by T3rm1nator1000 March 09, 2023
by Boonshanka November 09, 2019
by Fat Pat Lad July 17, 2013
An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.
100% Accuracy rate.
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.
100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
by Averageaussietrashcan April 03, 2018
There's no bag like an old bag, there's no bag I know...
Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
by Jimbo Creamer July 25, 2010