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Kyle

Loves to drink an absurd amount of Monster energy drink, hangs out with only others like him, loves to wear fitted flat billed hats and drives a lifted truck with wheels that stick way out, he also flies different flags on said truck but normally a US flag. He love to brag about how women love to ride in his truck. May also have or wear the logo "Cocaine and Caviar"
"Bro, we should go to the beach and check out them hoes, they love to ride in my truck" -Kyle
by Big Chillin June 4, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle was so annoying today, he wouldn’t stop tapping the table.
by CharlieChops August 30, 2019
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Kyle

A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.
Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.
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Kyle

A dude who wears a loose tank top and drinks Monster Energy. Kyles might often get mistaken for a Chad.
“If you drink Monster you immediately turn into a Kyle!”
by crudekid July 8, 2019
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kyle

omg i screamed so loud moaning is anybody in the house?!

kyle - "yeah my mom "
by the best biking kyle October 25, 2019
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Kyle

2020 in a nutshell. Anything that possibly could have gone wrong did.
the literally is so unlikely to get a gf, must be a kyle!!
by Kyle Bansraj October 1, 2020
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Kyle

Punches holes in drywall and drinks his cocaine with monster energy
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK KYLE?!?!

Kyle: YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD DAVE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!
by MIEHMIEH July 8, 2019
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